No, really, this one's actually Tetris.
...except it's not actually Tetris, is it?
Yeah, it's-a Wario.
...that was pretty weird, right?
Mario's clash with obscurity.
No, not ARMS, either.
The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy needs to rest its eyes every 15 minutes.
Were things really as bad as the system's reputation would suggest? Let's find out.